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italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

sassypond-with-ninjagrace:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

I CANT FUCKING BREATH JESUS IM CRYING

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

wingscanspeak:

itsgonnabeathing:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME imageSERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIEDimageWHAT DO I DO?

Fine, I’ll accept my fate.imageI’ll save you Mailbox!

imageOH SHIT A DALEKimage

I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.

An anon asked what the Spider-Man post was…

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

charlesoberonn:

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine



LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN


a challenger has arrived


uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,


i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!



ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck


scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit
*like

we have a winner


winer*

charlesoberonn:

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine

image

LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

a challenger has arrived

image

uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,

image

i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!

Makara Sauvignon Blanc

ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck

image

scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit

*like

we have a winner

winer*

pixiefrostings:

Thirst Starters (Part One) - Flynn Rider

"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… hi."

xera-phin:

*casually throws more magic police at everyone*

xera-phin:

*casually throws more magic police at everyone*

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

mylittlesolluxcaptor:

freya-who:

Roxy keeps her friends together.

jAKES EYeS

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

troyleryoutube:

happylittlepll:

okay-troylerific:

tylereakley:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

what is happening i dont get it

someone explain this

what

Please help me. I don’t get it at all

troyleryoutube:

happylittlepll:

okay-troylerific:

tylereakley:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

what is happening i dont get it

someone explain this

what

Please help me. I don’t get it at all

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"